Cute Has Never Looked So Strange

Thanks to Inventorspot.com for the descriptions and pics:

These sexy Heart Heels are sky high at 7.5 inches and the center of the platform features a glitzy and glamorous heart. These shows feature a design that might be better reserved for the bedroom, and while that might not be exactly what Karos Shoes is going for, they were aiming for sexy. Ideal for the holiday loving fashionista, these shoes will provide height and theme! 

These sexy Statuesque Sandals are from the Christian Dior Spring 2009 collection. From afar, they look like a luxury sandal perfectly suited for a night at a classy club, but upon closer examination it's obvious there's a little added pop of sex appeal added to the accessory. On each of the shoe designs, the heel is a statue of a nude, full-figured goddess. The design is bridging on scandalous but with the class of a historical statue that somehow manages to maintain some level of modesty even while being on show.

 These shoes, known as the Flower Vase Shoes, appeared on the runways during the debut of Scherer Gonzalez's Spring line. They're fresh and funky, and while they might be hard to find for retail, they offer a fresh and funky vibe that puts a twist on that old fishbowl shoe look. The shoe design definitely has a spring feel, but if you're in a warmer climate, you can freshen things up a little for the fall and winter season as well.

Japanese Shorts

These shorts are known as Super Damaged Shorts, available in Japan. They look cut up, frayed, and down right old. Available for online order, for ¥2,900. Remember, ¥1 is about $.012 USD. Also comes in Black!

Meet the Ultra Micro Jean Shorts! These tiny shorts are by far the shortest that I've ever seen. Hell, the boy short undergarments that some women buy cover more than these things. So, a suggestion when wearing: either a thong or go commando when donning these denim minis! Also comes in the form of Enamel Micro Hot Pants! Price is about ¥4,900.

Bikini and Jean Clash!

The Bikini Jeans, part bikini, part jean, and all whorish! Show of that cute bikini but that you have, while still covering the legs you might have forgotten to wax the day before! A good idea for those who have the body for it, but can you imagine the tan line you'll get?

More Strange Dresses!

 Cream Puff Dress
On 2006, Valentyn Shtefano, a Chef from Ukraine, made this dress from 1,500 cream puffs for his fiancee. It took two months, with the final product weighing in at 20 pounds. What a great present... now could you just make another and send it to me? I've been dying for some creamy treats as of late!

Skittles Wrapper Dress
15 hours and 101 Skittle wrappers after, Craftster user Theperilouspopsicle finished her Prom dress made entirely out of this candy wrappers. Another person's trash is, in fact, one's treasure!

Jeans, Jeans, Jeans!

These shiny jeans are known as the Chandelier Jeans. They're made of 100% cotton and have 408 glass chandelier prisms on both legs, totaling to a whooping 816 prisms! Each prism has a 10mm split ring attaching to one another. All put on one by one. Underneath the feathers are 24 metal triangle hangers screwed on to denim, this is how the chandelier chain is attached to the jeans. They only come in a US size 8, so ladies, you better start dieting or find a good seamstress to take them in if you plan on buying these sparkly jeans! 

Priced at $875 USD

These stylist jeans are known as Corset Jeans, just loosen the corset like ties for a looser fit, or tighten them up to show the great shape of your legs, and goes great with heals. Unfortunately, these jeans have already been sold, and are custom order only. Though you may be able to email the designer to get yours!

Description from Oddee:

Hand-made by Swarovskijeans, the designer claims these jeans are spectacular. She removed the original color from the denim with a color remover for starters. They have been dyed 2 times, once with Indigo and then again with Navy dye. She then separated the jeans and hung hardware chain from metal hangers. Each hanger is screwed into the denim and secured 28 hangers to each leg. Total of 56 hangers on jeans. The chain is hardware metal and is a little heavy, but the jeans are still very wearable. 

And all for the completely "reasonable" price of $495 USD!

These Sweet Heart Jeans are custom order and come in all shapes in sizes. They've been bleached, ripped, hand painted, heart shaped cutouts, and glittered (sealed) for a cute and comfortable look! ALL SIZES from 0jr. to plus! Choose from stretch, or non stretch, flares, bootcut, skinny jeans, waistband on, waistband off, etc. Priced at $115 USD.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THESE JEANS ARE ALL HAND-MADE, AND ARE THEREFORE SOMEWHAT REASONABLE PRICED!

Need Some Strange New Brassiere, Ladies?

Lingerie-maker Triumph International Japan has just unveiled the "My Chopsticks Bra" in Tokyo to promote the use of reusable chopsticks. That's right, you can enhance your cleavage and save the planet at the same time. Unfortunately, this bra isn't for sale... but the concept itself is still pretty cool.

Meet the Solar Powered Bra! This piece of lingerie is comfortable and functional, having the ability to charge an i-pod or mobile phone. The main question though, is how can the sun's rays get to the bra while the woman is still properly dressed?

This is probably one of the most expensive bras out there. At the price of $1.35 million, this bra, made of 2500 diamonds, is probably something you will never be able to afford. But that doesn't mean we can't dream about owning this cute little piece!

Barbie's Death Is Our Accessory!

For those people who hate Barbie, or for those who just have too many left from their childhood, these accessories are perfect for you! Show you obvious hate for the plastic bimbo, and recycle all at the same time!

Brief Info from Oddee.com:

The unusual collection, created by New York designer Margaux Lange, has caught the eye of fashion-conscious gift-hunters who have been buying up items such as a pendant made from one of Barbie's eyes costing about £110. There are even accessories made from parts of Barbie's boyfriend, Ken!

But why spend money when you can just slice her up yourself? Much more satisfying in my opinion.

Telephone Book Dress

Have too many old phone books and just too lazy to burn them all or throw them away? Then why not try you hand a making one of these crazy dresses? This dress is made completely out of phone book pages, and comes mainly in a tutu style. If you're looking for something different and strange, or you're a strong believer of recycling, this dress is perfect for you! Just stay indoors when it starts to rain!

Condom Dresses

These colorful and somewhat odd dresses have been made out of one interesting material... Condoms! Don't worry though, they're unused. The condoms used were not approved to be sold for some reason or another (not like I really care why), so... why not turn them into a colorful and strange dress?! For those who like the stranger types clothing, these dresses may be the perfect thing to wear to a prom, wedding, or any kind of party!